10.) Because it's better than whatever task you're procrastinating on.
9.) Because neither Once Upon A Time nor Terra Nova have zombies
8.) Because you want to see if John uses as many parentheses in his books as he does in his blog posts (He doesn't, we promise.)
7.) Because zombies are the 99%. (They work in dangerous conditions -- what with the high risk of being shot in the head, and all -- with no pay, education, or health benefits, are the subject of vicious and inaccurate stereotypes, and 1% of the zombies consume 70% of the brains.)
6.) Because Hunter Gamble is damn sexy.
5.) Four words: Sabrina the teenage witch.
4.) Because you want to see the extra goodie we hid at the end of the book. (This one's for real, folks. Be sure to keep turning the e-pages after the story ends.)
3.) Because now you're really curious about that whole "parentheses" thing.
2.) Because it's what Chuck Norris would do.
1.) Because it's an awesome story, has received uniformly positive reviews from the blogs and Kirkus Reviews, and only costs 2.99. Oh, and did we mention the ZOMBIES?
Convinced yet?
9.) Because neither Once Upon A Time nor Terra Nova have zombies
8.) Because you want to see if John uses as many parentheses in his books as he does in his blog posts (He doesn't, we promise.)
7.) Because zombies are the 99%. (They work in dangerous conditions -- what with the high risk of being shot in the head, and all -- with no pay, education, or health benefits, are the subject of vicious and inaccurate stereotypes, and 1% of the zombies consume 70% of the brains.)
6.) Because Hunter Gamble is damn sexy.
5.) Four words: Sabrina the teenage witch.
4.) Because you want to see the extra goodie we hid at the end of the book. (This one's for real, folks. Be sure to keep turning the e-pages after the story ends.)
3.) Because now you're really curious about that whole "parentheses" thing.
2.) Because it's what Chuck Norris would do.
1.) Because it's an awesome story, has received uniformly positive reviews from the blogs and Kirkus Reviews, and only costs 2.99. Oh, and did we mention the ZOMBIES?
Convinced yet?
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